<script type="text/javascript">
var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!
Quotation[0] = "Time is of the essence! Comb your hair.";
Quotation[1] = "Sanity is a golden apple with no shoelaces.";
Quotation[2] = "Repent! The end is coming, $9.95 at Amazon.";
Quotation[3] = "Honesty blurts where deception sneezes.";
Quotation[4] = "Pastry satisfies where art is unavailable.";
Quotation[5] = "Delete not, lest you, too, be deleted.";
// You need 26 more quotes here - the script will throw a
// tantrum if it reaches a day for which there is no quote.
// ======================================
// Do not change anything below this line
// ======================================
var today = new Date();
today = today.getDate();
var Q = Quotation.length;
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[today]);}
showQuotation();
</script>
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