[mkdir] exists or not

[Nile]

There's nothing wrong with php...

What else are we gonna use anyways? ASP? Yuck..

[Twey]

Of course not. *cough* *cough*

Alternatives? Python, Ruby, Haskell, Common Lisp, C#, F#... heck, even Java's somewhat preferable. It may be huge and clumsy, but it doesn't have hacks like that in it.