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    A little man signed up to Dynamic Drive forums because he needed some help with finding a code for his site. He had already created a forum and he was looking for change just like Barack Obama looks for. However, his forum and his site were absolutely dire so people didn't know it existed. He decided to advertise on google.com which improved his search engine optimization. People started visiting because of SEO, which made him have a popular forum. The problem, however, with forums being poorly coded, is that they sometimes break down and get spammed. His ultimate solution was to hire a coding god. Unfortunately, his budget was only 100, so he decided to use AdSense to increase income. Then he called all his friends to visit his website or suffer a slow, painful and merciless death. Soon enough they started visiting the boring, unuseful site. For some reason he added a stupid right-click script and encountered difficulties with enraged users and pondered everything. He figured jQuery would be the best choice for an awesome gallery for his website.
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    were quite sucky

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    so he googled
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    MooTools instead because
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    he was confused
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    . He called Nile
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    , got more confused
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    then opened FileZilla
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    and passed out.
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    His dog rescued
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