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    I nearly died after having this convo...

    3li -ACE♠ says (18:57):
    since this Iane yesterday
    3li -ACE♠ says (18:57):
    2tb worth of torrents have been uploaded lol!
    Ian says (18:57):
    says who?
    3li -ACE♠ says (19:01):
    uhh
    3li -ACE♠ says (19:01):
    internet
    Ian says (19:01):
    oh him, i'm speaking to him right now
    3li -ACE♠ says (19:02):
    have him talk to me
    Ian says (19:03):
    lol, im just flashing lights through my router, thats what i call talking
    3li -ACE♠ says (19:05):
    how u flash lights?
    3li -ACE♠ says (19:05):
    like how u talk like hta

    whats your best quote from your employer, employee, or intern?
    :P

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    One of my co-workers sends me a work request every day. I was bright once and made little "Problem Request Slips" and I make them fill them out. Name, which computer, nature of problem, usernames and passwords needed to get in to said application, and a general priority level.

    I did this because I was getting sick and tired of stepping foot in the office and being bombarded with "HELP ME!" Plus, now I have a written record of what was asked and done when I go talk to the boss about that raise

    Back on topic, I get one request a day, from the same employee, and it states:

    Name: #hidden to protect him
    Date: {everyday this changes}
    Priority: 5 - I Can't Breathe!
    Username: #hidden, cause, well duh
    Password: #hidden, obviously
    Problem: I am still getting spam email! Why won't it stop? I didn't sign up for anything this time! I only entered my work email address on this one site for this quiz thing!


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    Quote Originally Posted by BLiZZaRD View Post
    One of my co-workers sends me a work request every day. I was bright once and made little "Problem Request Slips" and I make them fill them out. Name, which computer, nature of problem, usernames and passwords needed to get in to said application, and a general priority level.

    I did this because I was getting sick and tired of stepping foot in the office and being bombarded with "HELP ME!" Plus, now I have a written record of what was asked and done when I go talk to the boss about that raise

    Back on topic, I get one request a day, from the same employee, and it states:

    Name: #hidden to protect him
    Date: {everyday this changes}
    Priority: 5 - I Can't Breathe!
    Username: #hidden, cause, well duh
    Password: #hidden, obviously
    Problem: I am still getting spam email! Why won't it stop? I didn't sign up for anything this time! I only entered my work email address on this one site for this quiz thing!


    The same thing from the same guy? Do you not respond or does he just not get it? lol

    What do you do by the way? Does your day-job not involve Flash?

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    I respond, every time. I have written the answer, told him to his face, explained how it works, he just doesn't get it.

    No, my day to day doesn't involve Flash. I am the Computer and Network Administrator for a Native American Casino's Tribal Gaming Agency.

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