Best 404 page ever

**lainlives** · 06-20-2007, 12:31 AM

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/404.php

they dont accually use it. but it would be funny if they did. thats the 404 page this site needs instead of the boring one they got here.

only click http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/annoying.php that if you have time on your hands ITS ANNOYING

**djr33** · 06-20-2007, 01:04 AM

I love that it still has the "email this page" link.

**alexjewell** · 06-20-2007, 01:30 AM

Hahaha, well it's one of those you would email to someone. That's great!

**lainlives** · 06-20-2007, 01:46 AM

funny but true

Nerds vs Jocks

Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.

If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.

This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing isn't it?

However...
If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.

$$$ Game over. Nerd wins.

**lainlives** · 06-20-2007, 05:09 AM

2nd best 404 page ever

http://ibiblio.org/pub/Linux/docs/HO...XDM-Xterm.html

**tech_support** · 06-20-2007, 09:13 AM

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/404.php

One word.

ROTFLl!!!

**Twey** · 06-20-2007, 01:14 PM

Heh, the ibiblio one is good, but the albinoblacksheep page is simply inspired. I think I'll have to do something like that when I get around to redesigning my site