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    Default Silly Windows Error Script

    Some people here at my work were emailing funny fake error messages so I made this script as a joke and sent the link to them all. I borrowed some of the joke errors and made up a few of my own. Enjoy!
    Code:
    <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
    <html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
    <head>
    <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1" />
    <title>Untitled Document</title>
    <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript">
    var errors = new Array()
    errors[0] = "I'm afraid, Dave"
    errors[1] = "WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger"
    errors[2] = "WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet"
    errors[3] = "WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file"
    errors[4] = "WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong"
    errors[5] = "WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused"
    errors[6] = "WinErr: 666 Your Mother!"
    errors[7] = "WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadeqaute money spent on hardware"
    errors[8] = "WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!"
    errors[9] = "WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened"
    errors[10] = "WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers"
    errors[11] = "WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old windows licence is not valid anymore."
    errors[12] = "WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!"
    errors[13] = "WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that."
    errors[14] = "WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue."
    errors[15] = "WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait."	
    errors[16] = "WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh ?"	
    errors[17] = "WinErr: 099 Unexpected Termination - YOUR FIRED!"
    errors[18] = "WinErr: 085 Flashback Error - Frankie says relax."	
    errors[19] = "WinErr: 717 Memory Corrupted - Oh nevermind."
    errors[20] = "WinErr: 000 DOH! - You dumbass! You knew better than to trust your company's future on this junk. Use Linux next time!"
    
    function makeErrors(){
       for(y=0; y<=20; y++){
       alert(errors[y])
       }
    }
    
    </SCRIPT>
    </head>
    
    <body>
    <label><em>Windows Errors</em>
    <input name="ClickMe" type="submit" id="ClickMe" value="ClickMe" onclick="makeErrors()"/>
    </label>
    </body>
    </html>
    Ruberto

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    Haha Those are pretty good.
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