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[djr33]

Heh. Since when did our foreign relations make anyone happy? ^_^

[BLiZZaRD]

We like it that way. Just tell the world we are stupid... GR key? Metric system? No thanks, we tried, we can't...

How can you mock us that way?

[Twey]

Lol, nobody needs to mock America, it mocks itself -- and most of the Americans I've spoken to agree

Mind you, Britain has the first prime minister linked at the neurons to George Bush...

"What will sir be having for breakfast today?"
"Just a second, Johnson, I'll find out..." (phones Bush to see what he's having)

[BLiZZaRD]

LMAO

Like calling GW would give him a definate answer?

"Hey George, whaddya havin fer breakfast?"

"Oh? Heh.. well, ya see, when I was a little boy in Texas, we called them eggs, but sometimes in Mississippi, and in Texas too, we called 'em something else.. ye see, there is this war going on and well it really has surpressed my appetite, and when I eat I eat for freedom and for human kind, and oh I gotta go now my phone is red"

[Twey]

Hahaha...
"Dayum it, ah think them yeller things is burned 'gain... IT'S THE WORK OF TERRORISTS! Them terrorists is constitutionalisin' a threat to the integrity of mah breakfast! They must be stopped!"

[BLiZZaRD]

OMG!!

Rolling! LMMFAO!

[mwinter]

"Oh? Heh.. well, ya see, when I was a little boy in Texas, we called them eggs, but sometimes in Mississippi, and in Texas too, we called 'em something else.. ye see, there is this war going on and well it really has surpressed my appetite, and when I eat I eat for freedom and for human kind, and oh I gotta go now my phone is red"

You don't watch The Daily Show, do you? That seems like something John Stewart would say (though a touch on the long side, and he'd probably continue The Decider theme, at the moment).

Mike

[BLiZZaRD]

I do watch it, LOL.. not regularly, but I am a HUGE fan of GWB mis-quotes.

One of my favorites:

"We have a saying in Texas, I know I am in Tennesse, but probably in Texas too.. Fool me once, uhh, uhh shame on you, but fool me twice, uhhh, uhh, you fooled, uhh can't get fooled again!"