Not sure if I'll fix all that tonight... sorry I'm slow.
I'm looking through some stuff, and this is totally pointless:
Code:
function MM_popupMsg(msg) { //v1.0
alert(msg);
}
That's part of your javascript. It's rediculous. No clue why that is a "function".
All it does is pass the value MM_popupMSg(THIS) to alert(HERE), which is pointless.
In your body tag, use:
PHP Code:
<BODY<?php if ($message == "") { ?> onLoad="alert('Curious? You should be. Sydney’s rebel Ronins of streetwear are dropping their Kimono’s and picking up gear sharper than any katana from the label that killed the cats you used to love.\r\rLike an army of modern day Mifune, the Samurai of the street blend into their surroundings, snuffing the less than worthy with killer prints and cuts this season.\r\rSleek, clean killers the Curious clothing range Ronin and Geisha are decked out in tees and singlets that reflect the nature of our fine city – crucifixes in a sombre, demure black print or laughing in the pews with glitzy, ironic silver or gold foil. The hurricane-fence print reminds you of which side of the tracks you hail from… Skulls bump heads with the clouds in a range that comes from the street, but stretches to the sky. Fashion victims? Maybe….\r\rstockists?? + 61 415 397 606');"<?php }?> >
Well... yeah, I think that's it for tonight.
I'll get to the rest when I get a chance. Sorry 
EDIT: Actually, that entire javascript isn't doing anything for you. Remove it all.
HTML Code:
<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript" TYPE="text/JavaScript">
<!--
function MM_popupMsg(msg) { //v1.0
alert(msg);
}
function MM_preloadImages() { //v3.0
var d=document; if(d.images){ if(!d.MM_p) d.MM_p=new Array();
var i,j=d.MM_p.length,a=MM_preloadImages.arguments; for(i=0; i<a.length; i++)
if (a[i].indexOf("#")!=0){ d.MM_p[j]=new Image; d.MM_p[j++].src=a[i];}}
}
//-->
</SCRIPT>
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