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A little man signed up to Dynamic Drive forums because he needed some help with finding a code for his site. He had already created a forum and he was looking for change just like Barack Obama looks for. However, his forum and his site were absolutely dire so people didn't know it existed. He decided to advertise on google.com which improved his search engine optimization. People started visiting because of SEO, which made him have a popular forum. The problem, however, with forums being poorly coded, is that they sometimes break down and get spammed. His ultimate solution was to hire a coding god. Unfortunately, his budget was only £100, so he decided to use AdSense to increase income. Then he called all his friends to visit his website or suffer a slow, painful and merciless death. Soon enough they started visiting the boring, unuseful site. For some reason he added a stupid right-click script and encountered difficulties with enraged users and pondered everything. He figured jQuery would be the best choice for an awesome gallery for his website. His coding skills were quite sucky so he googled MooTools instead because he was confused. He called Nile, got more confused then opened FileZilla and passed out. His dog rescued an old lady, then ran home and ate food. He decided to find a *****, (the dog kind) and have seven dogs to increase the poop-to-shoe ratio. The little man decided to make a model airplane using nothing but his php skills, but they didn't qualify as valid. Even worse, he uses outdated syntax! Thoughts of suicide, a tragedy to mankind, to be attacked by a
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A little man signed up to Dynamic Drive forums because he needed some help with finding a code for his site. He had already created a forum and he was looking for change just like Barack Obama looks for. However, his forum and his site were absolutely dire so people didn't know it existed. He decided to advertise on google.com which improved his search engine optimization. People started visiting because of SEO, which made him have a popular forum. The problem, however, with forums being poorly coded, is that they sometimes break down and get spammed. His ultimate solution was to hire a coding god. Unfortunately, his budget was only £100, so he decided to use AdSense to increase income. Then he called all his friends to visit his website or suffer a slow, painful and merciless death. Soon enough they started visiting the boring, unuseful site. For some reason he added a stupid right-click script and encountered difficulties with enraged users and pondered everything. He figured jQuery would be the best choice for an awesome gallery for his website. His coding skills were quite sucky so he googled MooTools instead because he was confused. He called Nile, got more confused then opened FileZilla and passed out. His dog rescued an old lady, then ran home and ate food. He decided to find a *****, (the dog kind) and have seven dogs to increase the poop-to-shoe ratio. The little man decided to make a model airplane using nothing but his php skills, but they didn't qualify as valid. Even worse, he uses outdated syntax! Thoughts of suicide, a tragedy to mankind, to be attacked by a end his life (?)
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A little man signed up to Dynamic Drive forums because he needed some help with finding a code for his site. He had already created a forum and he was looking for change just like Barack Obama looks for. However, his forum and his site were absolutely dire so people didn't know it existed. He decided to advertise on google.com which improved his search engine optimization. People started visiting because of SEO, which made him have a popular forum. The problem, however, with forums being poorly coded, is that they sometimes break down and get spammed. His ultimate solution was to hire a coding god. Unfortunately, his budget was only £100, so he decided to use AdSense to increase income. Then he called all his friends to visit his website or suffer a slow, painful and merciless death. Soon enough they started visiting the boring, unuseful site. For some reason he added a stupid right-click script and encountered difficulties with enraged users and pondered everything. He figured jQuery would be the best choice for an awesome gallery for his website. His coding skills were quite sucky so he googled MooTools instead because he was confused. He called Nile, got more confused then opened FileZilla and passed out. His dog rescued an old lady, then ran home and ate food. He decided to find a *****, (the dog kind) and have seven dogs to increase the poop-to-shoe ratio. The little man decided to make a model airplane using nothing but his php skills, but they didn't qualify as valid. Even worse, he uses outdated syntax! Thoughts of suicide, a tragedy to mankind, to be attacked by a end his life (?)
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A little man signed up to Dynamic Drive forums because he needed some help with finding a code for his site. He had already created a forum and he was looking for change just like Barack Obama looks for. However, his forum and his site were absolutely dire so people didn't know it existed. He decided to advertise on google.com which improved his search engine optimization. People started visiting because of SEO, which made him have a popular forum. The problem, however, with forums being poorly coded, is that they sometimes break down and get spammed. His ultimate solution was to hire a coding god. Unfortunately, his budget was only £100, so he decided to use AdSense to increase income. Then he called all his friends to visit his website or suffer a slow, painful and merciless death. Soon enough they started visiting the boring, unuseful site. For some reason he added a stupid right-click script and encountered difficulties with enraged users and pondered everything. He figured jQuery would be the best choice for an awesome gallery for his website. His coding skills were quite sucky so he googled MooTools instead because he was confused. He called Nile, got more confused then opened FileZilla and passed out. His dog rescued an old lady, then ran home and ate food. He decided to find a *****, (the dog kind) and have seven dogs to increase the poop-to-shoe ratio. The little man decided to make a model airplane using nothing but his php skills, but they didn't qualify as valid. Even worse, he uses outdated syntax! Thoughts of suicide, a tragedy to mankind, to be attacked by a fire-breathing dragon
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Thoughts of suicide, a tragedy to mankind, to be
I put "mankind, to be" so someone would write... "robbed of such..." "... a great mind".
The way you've led it makes no sense :(
Cool, lets go with it:
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A little man signed up to Dynamic Drive forums because he needed some help with finding a code for his site. He had already created a forum and he was looking for change just like Barack Obama looks for. However, his forum and his site were absolutely dire so people didn't know it existed. He decided to advertise on google.com which improved his search engine optimization. People started visiting because of SEO, which made him have a popular forum. The problem, however, with forums being poorly coded, is that they sometimes break down and get spammed. His ultimate solution was to hire a coding god. Unfortunately, his budget was only £100, so he decided to use AdSense to increase income. Then he called all his friends to visit his website or suffer a slow, painful and merciless death. Soon enough they started visiting the boring, unuseful site. For some reason he added a stupid right-click script and encountered difficulties with enraged users and pondered everything. He figured jQuery would be the best choice for an awesome gallery for his website. His coding skills were quite sucky so he googled MooTools instead because he was confused. He called Nile, got more confused then opened FileZilla and passed out. His dog rescued an old lady, then ran home and ate food. He decided to find a *****, (the dog kind) and have seven dogs to increase the poop-to-shoe ratio. The little man decided to make a model airplane using nothing but his php skills, but they didn't qualify as valid. Even worse, he uses outdated syntax! Thoughts of suicide, a tragedy to mankind, to be robbed of such a great mind
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