http://rinkworks.com/stupid
:D:D:D
Customer: "Can you fax me those drivers?"
Tech Support: "..."
Customer: "Well?"
Tech Support: "Sir, I can email the drivers if you wish, or you can download them free of charge from the web site."
Customer: "No! I don't have email. Can you fax them or not!?"
Tech Support: "Do you have a computer with web access?"
Customer: "No!"
Tech Support: "Sir, software drivers do not transmit well over fax machines. May I mail you a diskette with the drivers on it?"
Customer: "Too slow!"
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