If the nail goes in on an angle though, the board will split :)
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If the nail goes in on an angle though, the board will split :)
Yes, but you really appear to be using a steak knife :)
It's interesting mburt decided to bump this thread today, because earlier I found the perfect answer to it in amongst ESR's lesser-known web oddities. :)
Hmm.. I'm not sure how you can use a steak knife in place of a hammer... :)
You can if you bash it with the handle hard enough.
I've tried. :)
(surfer-dude accent) Sweet!!
Oldie but goldie :)
Code:> The Evolution of a Programmer
>
> -----------------------------
>
> High School/Jr.High
>
> ===================
>
> 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
>
> 20 END
>
>
>
> First year in College
>
> =====================
>
> program Hello(input, output)
>
> begin
>
> writeln('Hello World')
>
> end.
>
>
>
> Senior year in College
>
> ======================
>
> (defun hello
>
>
> (cons 'Hello (list 'World))))
>
>
>
> New professional
>
> ================
>
> #include <stdio.h> void main(void)
>
> {
>
> char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
>
> int i;
>
> for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
>
>
>
> printf("%s", message[i]);
>
> printf("\n");
>
> }
>
>
>
> Seasoned professional
>
> =====================
>
> #include <iostream.h> #include <string.h> class string
>
> {
>
> private:
>
> int size;
>
> char *ptr;
>
> public:
>
> string() : size(0), ptr(new char('\0')) {}
>
> string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
>
> {
>
> ptr = new char[size + 1];
>
> strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
>
> }
>
> ~string()
>
> {
>
> delete [] ptr;
>
> }
>
> friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &);
>
>
>
> string &operator=(const char *);
>
>
>
> };
>
>
>
> ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s)
>
> {
>
> return(stream << s.ptr);
>
> }
>
>
>
> string &string::operator=(const char *chrs)
>
> {
>
> if (this != &chrs)
>
> {
>
> delete [] ptr;
>
> size = strlen(chrs);
>
> ptr = new char[size + 1];
>
> strcpy(ptr, chrs);
>
> }
>
> return(*this);
>
> }
>
>
>
> int main()
>
> {
>
> string str;
>
> str = "Hello World";
>
> cout << str << endl;
>
> return(0);
>
> }
>
>
>
> Master Programmer
>
> =================
>
> [
>
> uuid(2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
>
>
>
> ]
>
> library LHello
>
> {
>
> // bring in the master library
>
> importlib("actimp.tlb");
>
> importlib("actexp.tlb");
>
> // bring in my interfaces
>
> #include "pshlo.idl"
>
> [
>
> uuid(2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
>
> ]
>
>
>
> cotype THello
>
> {
>
> interface IHello;
>
> interface IPersistFile;
>
> };
>
> };
>
> [
>
> exe,
>
> uuid(2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
>
> ]
>
> module CHelloLib
>
> {
>
> // some code related header files
>
> importheader(<windows.h>);
>
> importheader(<ole2.h>);
>
> importheader(<except.hxx>);
>
>
>
> importheader("pshlo.h");
>
> importheader("shlo.hxx");
>
> importheader("mycls.hxx");
>
> // needed typelibs
>
> importlib("actimp.tlb");
>
> importlib("actexp.tlb");
>
> importlib("thlo.tlb");
>
> [
>
> uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820),
>
> aggregatable
>
> ]
>
> coclass CHello
>
> {
>
> cotype THello;
>
> };
>
> };
>
>
>
> #include "ipfix.hxx"
>
> extern HANDLE hEvent;
>
> class CHello : public CHelloBase
>
> {
>
> public:
>
> IPFIX(CLSID_CHello);
>
> CHello(IUnknown *pUnk);
>
>
>
> ~CHello();
>
> HRESULT __stdcall PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString);
>
> private:
>
> static int cObjRef;
>
> };
>
>
>
> #include <windows.h> #include <ole2.h> #include <stdio.h>
> #include <stdlib.h> #include "thlo.h"
>
> #include "pshlo.h"
>
> #include "shlo.hxx"
>
> #include "mycls.hxx"
>
> int CHello::cObjRef = 0;
>
> CHello::CHello(IUnknown *pUnk) : CHelloBase(pUnk)
>
> {
>
> cObjRef++;
>
> return;
>
> }
>
> HRESULT __stdcall CHello::PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString)
>
> {
>
> printf("%ws\n", pwszString);
>
> return(ResultFromScode(S_OK));
>
>
>
> }
>
> CHello::~CHello(void)
>
> {
>
> // when the object count goes to zero, stop the server
>
> cObjRef--;
>
> if( cObjRef == 0 )
>
> PulseEvent(hEvent);
>
> return;
>
> }
>
>
>
>
>
> #include <windows.h> #include <ole2.h> #include "pshlo.h"
>
> #include "shlo.hxx"
>
> #include "mycls.hxx"
>
> HANDLE hEvent;
>
> int _cdecl main(
>
> int argc,
>
> char * argv[])
>
> {
>
> ULONG ulRef;
>
> DWORD dwRegistration;
>
> CHelloCF *pCF = new CHelloCF();
>
> hEvent = CreateEvent(NULL, FALSE, FALSE, NULL);
>
> // Initialize the OLE libraries
>
> CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);
>
>
>
> CoRegisterClassObject(CLSID_CHello, pCF, CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER,
>
> REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE, &dwRegistration);
>
> // wait on an event to stop
>
> WaitForSingleObject(hEvent, INFINITE);
>
> // revoke and release the class object
>
> CoRevokeClassObject(dwRegistration);
>
> ulRef = pCF->Release();
>
> // Tell OLE we are going away.
>
> CoUninitialize();
>
> return(0);
>
> }
>
>
>
> extern CLSID CLSID_CHello;
>
> extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib;
>
> CLSID CLSID_CHello = { /* > 573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
>
> 0x2573F891,
>
>
>
> 0xCFEE,
>
> 0x101A,
>
> { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
>
> };
>
> UUID LIBID_CHelloLib = { /* > 573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
>
> 0x2573F890,
>
> 0xCFEE,
>
> 0x101A,
>
> { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
>
> };
>
>
>
> #include <windows.h> #include <ole2.h> #include <stdlib.h>
> #include <string.h> #include <stdio.h> #include "pshlo.h"
>
> #include "shlo.hxx"
>
> #include "clsid.h"
>
> int _cdecl main(
>
> int argc,
>
> char * argv[]) {
>
> HRESULT hRslt;
>
>
>
> IHello *pHello;
>
> ULONG ulCnt;
>
> IMoniker * pmk;
>
> WCHAR wcsT[_MAX_PATH];
>
> WCHAR wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH];
>
> // get object path
>
> wcsPath[0] = '\0';
>
> wcsT[0] = '\0';
>
> if( argc > 1) {
>
> mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);
>
> wcsupr(wcsPath);
>
> }
>
> else {
>
> fprintf(stderr, "Object path must be specified\n");
>
> return(1);
>
> }
>
> // get print string
>
> if(argc > 2)
>
> mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
>
> else
>
> wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello World");
>
>
>
> printf("Linking to object %ws\n", wcsPath);
>
> printf("Text String %ws\n", wcsT);
>
> // Initialize the OLE libraries
>
> hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);
>
> if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {
>
> hRslt = CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &pmk);
>
> if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt))
>
> hRslt = BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IHello, (void **)&pHello);
>
> if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {
>
> // print a string out
>
> pHello->PrintSz(wcsT);
>
> Sleep(2000);
>
> ulCnt = pHello->Release();
>
> }
>
> else
>
> printf("Failure to connect, status: %lx", hRslt);
>
>
>
> // Tell OLE we are going away.
>
> CoUninitialize();
>
> }
>
> return(0);
>
> }
>
>
>
> Apprentice Hacker
>
> ===================
>
> #!/usr/local/bin/perl
>
> $msg="Hello, world.\n";
>
> if ($#ARGV >= 0) {
>
> while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {
>
> $outfilename = $arg;
>
> open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: > !\n";
>
> print (FILE $msg);
>
> close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n";
>
> }
>
> } else {
>
> print ($msg);
>
> }
>
> 1;
>
>
>
> Experienced Hacker
>
> ===================
>
> #include <stdio.h> #define S "Hello, World\n"
>
> main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}
>
>
>
> Seasoned Hacker
>
> ===================
>
> % cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
>
> % a.out
>
>
>
> Guru Hacker
>
> ===================
>
> % cat
>
> Hello, world.
>
> ^D
>
>
>
> New Manager
>
> ===================
>
> 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
>
> 20 END
>
>
>
> Middle Manager
>
> ===================
>
> mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12 Bob, could you please write me a
> program that prints "Hello, > orld."?
>
> I need it by tomorrow.
>
> ^D
>
>
>
> Senior Manager
>
> ===================
>
> % zmail jim
>
> I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.
>
>
>
> Chief Executive
>
> ===================
>
> % letter
>
> letter: Command not found.
>
>
> To: ^X ^F ^C
>
>
>
> % help mail
>
> help: Command not found.
>
> % damn!
>
> !: Event unrecognized
>
> % logout
What is that, C++?
starting from beginning:
BASIC
Pascal
Lisp
C
C++
MSVC
Perl
BastarC :)
Magic
Wisdom
Deevolution
Ah, I see.
Lol, no way should a master programmer still be including <windows.h>. :p