techno_race
04-28-2007, 07:13 PM
1. Flying Images
This makes most images on most webpages fly around the screen.
Go to almost any webpage with images. Try to go for one with a lot of images. :D
When the page is done loading, put this in the address bar:
javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);
and press Enter (or Return on Macs). Have fun!
This works in IE and FX.
2. Bookmark the Internet
This puts the almost every page in the world in your bookmarks by a link called "Internet."
Go to http://www.google.com/search?q=e
IMPORTANT: DO NOT USE DOGPILE!!! IT DOESN'T WORK!
Bookmark the page in your browser directly in your Bookmarks folder as "Internet."
When you go to that bookmark, it goes to a search page with 3,990,000,000 results. It also tells you that in mathematics, e = 2.71828183. How convenient. :p
3. Where AM I?
This tells you the exact location of the page you are at in a dialog box.
Once my computer backed up and the address in the address bar didn't change. This tells you the exact location of the page you are at in a dialog box.
To do this:
Put this in your address bar:
javascript:var exactlocation = window.location; alert('You are at: ' + exactlocation)
and press Enter (or Return on Macs).
4. Bomb your Site
This tells people that your page generated errors and tells them to blow up their computer.
REALLY FOOLS COMPUTER NEWBIES!
Easy setup.
Put this in your <body> tag:
onload="var browser = navigator.appName; var yourpage = window.location; alert(yourpage + ' has crashed ' + browser + '. Please blow up your computer.')"
To test the effect in any page, put this in your address bar:
javascript:var browser = navigator.appName; var yourpage = window.location; alert(yourpage + ' has crashed ' + browser + '. Please blow up your computer.')
then press Enter (or Return on Macs).
This makes most images on most webpages fly around the screen.
Go to almost any webpage with images. Try to go for one with a lot of images. :D
When the page is done loading, put this in the address bar:
javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);
and press Enter (or Return on Macs). Have fun!
This works in IE and FX.
2. Bookmark the Internet
This puts the almost every page in the world in your bookmarks by a link called "Internet."
Go to http://www.google.com/search?q=e
IMPORTANT: DO NOT USE DOGPILE!!! IT DOESN'T WORK!
Bookmark the page in your browser directly in your Bookmarks folder as "Internet."
When you go to that bookmark, it goes to a search page with 3,990,000,000 results. It also tells you that in mathematics, e = 2.71828183. How convenient. :p
3. Where AM I?
This tells you the exact location of the page you are at in a dialog box.
Once my computer backed up and the address in the address bar didn't change. This tells you the exact location of the page you are at in a dialog box.
To do this:
Put this in your address bar:
javascript:var exactlocation = window.location; alert('You are at: ' + exactlocation)
and press Enter (or Return on Macs).
4. Bomb your Site
This tells people that your page generated errors and tells them to blow up their computer.
REALLY FOOLS COMPUTER NEWBIES!
Easy setup.
Put this in your <body> tag:
onload="var browser = navigator.appName; var yourpage = window.location; alert(yourpage + ' has crashed ' + browser + '. Please blow up your computer.')"
To test the effect in any page, put this in your address bar:
javascript:var browser = navigator.appName; var yourpage = window.location; alert(yourpage + ' has crashed ' + browser + '. Please blow up your computer.')
then press Enter (or Return on Macs).