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Ruberto
02-02-2007, 06:34 PM
Some people here at my work were emailing funny fake error messages so I made this script as a joke and sent the link to them all. I borrowed some of the joke errors and made up a few of my own. Enjoy!


<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1" />
<title>Untitled Document</title>
<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript">
var errors = new Array()
errors[0] = "I'm afraid, Dave"
errors[1] = "WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger"
errors[2] = "WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet"
errors[3] = "WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file"
errors[4] = "WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong"
errors[5] = "WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused"
errors[6] = "WinErr: 666 Your Mother!"
errors[7] = "WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadeqaute money spent on hardware"
errors[8] = "WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!"
errors[9] = "WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened"
errors[10] = "WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers"
errors[11] = "WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old windows licence is not valid anymore."
errors[12] = "WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!"
errors[13] = "WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that."
errors[14] = "WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue."
errors[15] = "WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait."
errors[16] = "WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh ?"
errors[17] = "WinErr: 099 Unexpected Termination - YOUR FIRED!"
errors[18] = "WinErr: 085 Flashback Error - Frankie says relax."
errors[19] = "WinErr: 717 Memory Corrupted - Oh nevermind."
errors[20] = "WinErr: 000 DOH! - You dumbass! You knew better than to trust your company's future on this junk. Use Linux next time!"

function makeErrors(){
for(y=0; y<=20; y++){
alert(errors[y])
}
}

</SCRIPT>
</head>

<body>
<label><em>Windows Errors</em>
<input name="ClickMe" type="submit" id="ClickMe" value="ClickMe" onclick="makeErrors()"/>
</label>
</body>
</html>

Ruberto

mburt
02-02-2007, 07:37 PM
Haha :D Those are pretty good.